|
Post by Leviathan on Oct 19, 2002 3:19:25 GMT -5
READ BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PHOTO BELOW. A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." Now look at the photo below. PPFFFF BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That a legitament story or just a joke. either way fooking funny.
|
|
|
Post by Metal_Man on Oct 19, 2002 3:47:44 GMT -5
i dont know if it is real or not, but i found it to be quite amusing either way.
|
|
|
Post by Voldemort on Oct 19, 2002 21:33:24 GMT -5
a fat guy goes into the doctor. the doctor looks him over and says "you really need to loose some weight, i mean you probably havent seen your penis in years. why dont you diet?"
the guy says "i dont know, what color is it?"
|
|
|
Post by Metal_Man on Oct 19, 2002 23:04:23 GMT -5
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
|
|
|
Post by Metal_Man on Oct 25, 2002 9:46:29 GMT -5
! porn nekkidity warning ! ha, sort of
|
|
|
Post by Metal_Man on Nov 9, 2002 23:55:05 GMT -5
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
And the clerk says "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner replies "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The clerk goes "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"
|
|
|
Post by LoRd Of OrIoN on Nov 10, 2002 5:59:16 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by Voldemort on Nov 13, 2002 1:59:08 GMT -5
A couple were driving and having a terrible argument. Somehow the woman manages to cut the guy's penis off, she throws it out the window.
It hits the windshield of the car behind them, the 9 year old girl in the passenger seat says "daddy, what was that?"
the dad not wanting to scare the girl tells her its a bug.
a couple minutes go by and the girl says "sure had a big dick didn't it?"
|
|
|
Post by Metal_Man on Nov 13, 2002 2:01:04 GMT -5
haha thats funny
|
|
|
Post by Voldemort on Nov 13, 2002 2:02:41 GMT -5
we all know about black boxes in planes, what we didnt know is that they have started putting them in cars.
most accidents the last words recorded were "OH SHIT!!!"
except in texas "HEY BUBA WATCH THIS!!!"
|
|
|
Post by Voldemort on Nov 13, 2002 2:12:21 GMT -5
an old joke i'm sure most of you have heard. but its still one of my favorites.
a group of lumberjacks had a rule, anyone that complained about dinner had to cook the next night.
one night they all sit down for dinner, a guy takes a big bite and yells "this is awfull!!!!!" so he has to cook the next nitght. he figures if he makes the most terrible meal ever, he wont have too cook the night after.
he goes out and finds himself a moose turd. he rolls it back to the kitchen and makes a big pie.
a big guy at the end of the table takes a slice and take a big bite. he stands up and yells "HOLY SHIT THIS IS A MOOSE TURD PIE...just the way i like it."
|
|
|
Post by bobo on Nov 13, 2002 19:27:02 GMT -5
Paddy and Murphy are in bed, Paddy rolls over to Murphy and says, "shall i set the alarm from 7 then?", Murphy replies, "what the fuck for, theres only 2 of us!".
;D
|
|
|
Post by Metal_Man on Nov 13, 2002 19:33:43 GMT -5
we all know about black boxes in planes, what we didnt know is that they have started putting them in cars. most accidents the last words recorded were "OH SHIT!!!" except in texas "HEY BUBA WATCH THIS!!!" i'm in texas ;D
|
|
|
Post by bobo on Nov 13, 2002 19:38:28 GMT -5
.....when I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Grandad, not screaming in terror like the rest of the people in his car..... ;D
Probably been said/done before me it still makes me laugh!
|
|
|
Post by Metal_Man on Nov 13, 2002 19:41:41 GMT -5
.....when I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Grandad, not screaming in terror like the rest of the people in his car..... ;D haha me likes that one
|
|